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Tornado Demotivational Poster


JOPLIN TORNADO -


TAGS: joplin missouri tornado rapture
Rating: 2.33/5

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champ99 - May 27, 2011, 9:51 am
Glad that you came through unscathed Zook. Yes bad timing, I learned the hard way. Also, as I said earlier, I will be in your area visiting friends and family that I have there in Joplin. Have a great weekend!
Dill - May 26, 2011, 11:03 pm
I "air quote" while I'm talking too. It's so annoying!!
Zook - May 26, 2011, 7:26 pm
As a proud resident of the Joplin, Mo area, I had the same reaction about the rapture being a little late or whatever. Lucky the only thing I lost was my cable. 5L, solid poster, timing is just a bit off.
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 10:36 am
lolz
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 10:36 am
Jeeze, if it offends so many, the mods have my permission to delete it. Even I gave it 1L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 25, 2011, 7:33 am
I wouldn't say "No" sacred Cows.......
Dill - May 25, 2011, 12:33 am
*think
Dill - May 25, 2011, 12:29 am
It seems to me that there are no sacred cows here on Motifake...the world is fair game and I don't people mean to personally disrespect. When I saw this picture the "rapture" was the first thing I thought of... my heart goes out to all those people.
rerun - May 24, 2011, 8:48 pm

guess he is jealous. words like "dick" & "cock" tell me we are dealing with a juvenile
rerun - May 24, 2011, 8:47 pm

that the best you have?
pzykosiz - May 24, 2011, 8:16 pm
bad move dude, bad move
redhalo - May 24, 2011, 8:01 pm
Someone needs to rapture your dick and shove it down your throat. Life is short...and so is your I.Q. and probably your cock.
redhalo - May 24, 2011, 8:01 pm
Someone needs to rapture your dick and shove it down your throat. Life is short...and so is your I.Q. and probably your cock.
rerun - May 24, 2011, 7:23 pm

somebody needs a nap, sweet dreams sugerlips.
robomonkey - May 24, 2011, 7:13 pm
Last thing people need right now. Yeah making fun of someone's dead family member is really great to make fun of. Don't just chill, shut it.
tomtom70 - May 23, 2011, 8:42 pm
Dick
champ99 - May 23, 2011, 7:00 pm
I have friends and family there also AND am going there this memorial weekend to help them out. Are you? Chill.
rerun - May 23, 2011, 6:42 pm

he did and this is what he came up with. Chill out or find another place to play. We make fun of everything here, life is too short.
rplouv - May 23, 2011, 5:49 pm
REALLY !?!?!?!? Why dont you guys go to Joplin (like my brothers and sisters are) and help with the search & rescue efforts..... It is total destruction, many lives lost and very little if no warning at all... put yourself in there place


FIRE TORNADOS - Is how you know that God hates you




LIGHTNING TORNADO - natures baddass


TAGS: lightning baddass tornado nature
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by tymondude

nicholsjoshua15 - June 21, 2015, 1:09 pm
Is it nature's badass, or just an angry Sith Lord?
GreyScorpion - March 20, 2010, 11:32 am
ahh, that'd be me too. I'll go stand in the corner now :-(
faceplant - March 20, 2010, 4:01 am
its a volcano, not a tornado... god some people are fucking stupid
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 4:00 am
When your avatar crosses his arms, he looks like he's wearing a tube top. That's hawt.
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:59 am
dammit...
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:57 am
LMAO! Produce is gonna march on Washington state!
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:57 am
YOUR SPELLING: One of the few times that double Ds looked so stupid.
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:57 am
Produce is in the closet!
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:56 am
Me? Oh yeah. I'm just a closet grammar Na- never mind.
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:55 am
THE EDGE: Yup, you've reached your "masturbation limit." God won't warn you again.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:54 am
Daddy daycare ain't lovin life?
MrRandom - March 20, 2010, 3:53 am
God : He gets pissy during March Madness
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:52 am
APOSTROPHE "S": Remember that for next time, ddude. (4 times)
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:46 am
Looks amazing Pro! Truly epic! Thanks for letting me peek.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:46 am
Now, three times. Thanks, Bart! LOL!!!!
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:44 am
The pic has been used twice before... and sadly, with only slightly better quality. Sad that it was used, as other pics, so irresponsibly.
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:44 am
"LIGHTNING TORNADO: Damn it! We just got flood insurance!" "LIGHTNING TORNADO: God's way of saying 'Yeah, I can do whatever...atheist.'"
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:44 am
Bart: A sneak peek via PM in 3..2...1...
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:40 am
Here's a better one... "LIGHTNING TORNADO: that's what she said." Brilliant, I know.
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:39 am
Mine was because it's an interesting picture, but that caption...
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:32 am
Is it the same as my sigh? Because I wanted to ream everyone involved in this poster... the user, artist, photographer, english teachers, 'no child left behind' proponents, Paris Hilton, Retrochop, and the approver.
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:23 am
Absolutely.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:21 am
Veggie? sigh?
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:19 am
*sighs*
agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 12:18 pm
Ok.


ROLL TIDE -




WINDS OF CHANGE - Change can bring exciting new opportunities; however, it can also destroy all you hold dear.


TAGS: change wind tornado
Rating: 2.85/5
Bob Chin - March 9, 2009, 10:25 am
"Tornado Alley".... Hell's Kitchen on steroids
Mark - February 18, 2009, 9:32 pm
It kinda reminds me of my ex-wife.
rerun - February 18, 2009, 8:46 pm

Much better than the fortune cookie I had today.


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - His first and last day as a tornado chaser.




AMERICANS - The only idiots that would willingly live in an area called "Tornado Alley"


TAGS: tornado americans idiots
Rating: 2.11/5

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DickDonggler - December 20, 2008, 11:08 am
The Americans who live in "Tornado Alley" at least understand the risks and don't bitch and moan when their house is mowed down, unlike in New Orleans (which is BELOW SEA LEVEL) where just about everyone acted like it was a big fucking surprise.
Johnny - October 25, 2008, 7:22 pm
Now I agree with you there. Only Americans would move right back to the same area "again" and wait for it to happen "again". This is a get out of here free card on the Fed or insurance or whatever means you got.
Anonymous - October 23, 2008, 9:23 pm
And yet, they'll be done rebuilding their town before New Orleans, and New Orleans had a 2 year head start.
Johnny - October 1, 2008, 12:05 pm
I think you guys missed the point here. There is an area called Tornado Alley. There isn't a place in Africa called AIDS or a place in India called Diseases.
d - July 19, 2008, 11:51 pm
your reading too many books, theres no ring of fire except down your pants mate
God - June 27, 2008, 9:09 pm
Africans see AIDS and war all over the place. I'd GTFO of there if I were them.
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:40 pm
And what are those idiots in India thinking, what with all the diseases? They should move, too.
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:39 pm
Yeah...and New Zealanders are the only ones dumb enough to live in the Ring of Fire.


Tornado alley -


TAGS: tornado
Rating: 4.21/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 22, 2013, 4:30 pm
Vlad, you have my dark sense of humor. Tornados have been tearing through that part of the country since forever. So... what's so new about it? It's all a media hype. When the San Andreas splits, THAT'S news. And I'll be up more than a creek.
maoworks2 - May 22, 2013, 3:41 pm
Sad Thing To Say Sorry .


MOTHER NATURE -




HOW ARE TORNADOES AND WOMEN SIMILAR? - They both moan when they come, and when they leave they take all your shit with them


TAGS: tornadoes women similarities
Rating: 4.21/5

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Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 11:09 pm
Fuckin' brilliant. You are OFFICIALLY my favorite kangaroo. You would be my favorite captain, but Johnny Depp is still alive. 5/5


FIRE TORNADO - Hurricanes, Earthquakes, now what?


TAGS: fire tornado
Rating: 3.6/5

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ZachKev - September 6, 2011, 12:55 am
It looks like someone found a way to spray the house with fire opposed to water


LIFE -




BAD LUCK -


TAGS: terminal tornado 3 d lynyrd skynyrd
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - April 15, 2012, 10:02 am

LOL!! Thanks, guys~~~
GaryO - April 15, 2012, 8:21 am
S’pose yer stuff will be hangin’ in galleries pretty soon….. (show off)
ughomer - April 15, 2012, 8:09 am
A breath of artistic- 5L
lgvernon - April 14, 2012, 9:07 pm

I have some nifty new software...just fiddling around with it. Thanks very much, Rick~~
Rick69 - April 14, 2012, 8:50 pm
Nice work... A refreshing change from the rest... :)


oh westboro united church -


TAGS: tornado god hates no one except westboro
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 4:09 am
I wonder if tornadoes make people stupid. We've all seen a lot of bonehead stuff come from those states.


Tornado Hunters -




Reverse Gear -


TAGS: car tornado
Rating: 4.56/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 24, 2014, 1:29 pm
Seriously doubt you could get past 30.


NATURE -




INTEGRITY -




Careful, dude -




tornados -




Trailer Parks -




Sometimes -




Tennessee Twister -




TORNADOS - As Devastating In Life As 1L Bombers At Motifake


TAGS: 1l tornado we can see you we can ban you we will ban you
Rating: 3.53/5

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agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 2:08 am
Me? I'm the tornado chaser here.


SURVIVAL -




TORNADO MAGIC! - Linda knew she summoned too powerful of a wind demon to control.




IN GOD WE TRUST - We have no choice!




TORNADO WARNING - When they say seek shelter, that doesn't mean go to the window. This is at a school in Clinton Mississippi 4.15.2011. Shameful!




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